Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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