these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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