it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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