My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He passed out mid-signature
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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