so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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