How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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