How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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