Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
