do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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