she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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