I need help removing her.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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