Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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