I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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