The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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