god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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