check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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