i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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