I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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