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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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