that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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