i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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