WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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