Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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