I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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