Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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