Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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