She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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