i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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