She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
