Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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