My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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