I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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