oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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