Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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