I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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