kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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