5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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