Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't deserve a penis
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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