Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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