Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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