Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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