Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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