I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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