that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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