My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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