if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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