Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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