HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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