So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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