dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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