I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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