The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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