another moral hangover. fuck.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
