i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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