my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I think i got beer on your cat.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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